Sweet Hitchhiker

I'd like to say this was me and a hitchhiker I picked up recently.

Ok, I said it. ;)

2-stroke Engine

Come to me for service 

Every hundred miles 

Baby, let me check your points 

Fix your overdrive 

 

Talking 'bout love 

I'm talking 'bout love 

I'm talking 'bout...

 

 -- Led Zeppelin, Trampled Under Foot

She Takes a Licking...

I spent a whole hour last Thursday doing this...

Well, we weren't in a car, but otherwise...

We Brake for Blondes

So what size condom do you suppose a brake lever needs?

Oh, the Perils of Hitch-hiking

"My husband's driving the tow truck, so hurry up! He'll be here soon."

Need Some Roadside Assistance?

"If you wanna watch us, you're gonna have to stroke your dick until you cum."

Katie Sky

"Just don't make a mess of my leather seats, ok?"

Tailgating Party

Much more fun than a lame barbeque with the guys.